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Listenbeyesonfire: The cutest laugh in history,...
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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
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zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
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WatchWatch
missandersonhummel: 42 seconds of Blainers.
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Listenredsolokurt: Kurt is dying and Blaine doesn’t...
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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
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andaunicornwasborn: kurtblaine: “this episode is so much FUN!!!!!!!!!!” Darren says as his character cries for 45 minutes PAPA BLANGST
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Anonymous asked: 1, 4, 7, 14, 17, 25, 38, 41, 46, 56, 71, 77, 84, 87, 91, 92, 96, 99, 104
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Anonymous asked: 5, 12, 77, 79, 90, 93, 101
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pianocriss: Anonymous asked: Did Darren talk a lot in the Q and A? a fan asked: why are you so hot?? Darren answered: cause my parents had sex.  Source [x]
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“Someone raised their hand and was like ‘i have a question!’ and it was freakin’...”
– fan in the audience of nationals taping (via youthinkkyouknow)
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kissedmequiteinsane: andiheardeverything: I don’t know if anyone pointed this out yet, but Blaine totally tries to talk to Kurt while Kurt is texting Chandler
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ferhoodleklaine: my blainey sunshine come here you perfect angel let me hold you to my chest and snuggle you until you smile again come here sunnypie you can cry it out sweet angel don’t scrunch your face like that its okay shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Wanna ask me some questions? ;)
amieleighluna: 1)Is this the best year of your life? 2)What was the first thing you did when you woke up?  3)The person you like is?  4)Is anything bothering you?  5)Does anyone annoy you? 6)Would you like things to go ‘back to normal’ with a certain someone?  7)What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 8)Is life good?  9)Do you remember who you liked on New...
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Just everything suspicious that happened
lovingklaineforever: This is just a list of suspicious things that happened between Darren and Chris so I can keep track of things. Just ignore it if you want. Tell me if I missed something :) Read More
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